Saturday, December 29, 2007

Sell Our Nukes to the World

The United States should sell our nuclear weapons and bombs to the world as fast and as furious as possible.

This would:
1. Eliminate our national debt
2. Eliminate accusations of aggression
3. Soon everyone would destroy everyone and the world would return to Eden, unmolested by humans.
4. There would be no more bad news, no murder, no rape, no terrorists, no sickness, no pollution.

One small step for mankind, one giant leap for cockroaches.

-- Louie Bergsagel

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